Funny WhatsApp Status Updates 2017

We are posting a list of best funny whatsapp status in 2017, the list is made based on shares of each status update on social media sites like facebook, twitter etc

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.



I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

My style is unique don’t copy it!

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.